Ideas to cool our globe?

Question

Leading researchers agree that if we all went outside and waved our hands and blew as hard as we could at the sun, we'd cool it down and push the earth further away, also making it cooler. Leading researchers also agree that global warming is a hoax, that much like the Internet, was invented by, the waste of skin,Al Gore.

Answer 1

But if you had asked the trailing researchers on the other side of the globe, they would have told you that reducing the globe's temperature now would throw off their eco-system and send half the world into a cold-age. The Indonesian government would secrety build factories to produce more "greenhouse gases" to bring the temperature back up. Due to the permeability of gases, this would affect the entire globe. The UN would then impose sanctions on these extraneous factories and increase the waving and blowing.

There are now two courses of action that may take place:

1) The two halves of the globe keep up this see-saw of events--moving the earth further away from the sun. Then the earth's orbit would dissipate and the earth would fly away on a tangent away from the Sun's solar system. At that point the earth becomes a piece of ice flying through the galaxy.
2) The UN foolishly launches a hydrogen bomb on Indonesia. The excess hydrogen created in the aftermath bonds with the oxygen in the air and forms ice due to the cold temperature of the region. This interferes with radio communications as well as an increase of mid-air plane crashes. The world bans together to attempt to blow the earth back towards the sun. Unfortunately all of the other planets are on the other side of the sun from the earth--meaning their blowing and waving is in vain. The UN foolishly (again) places several nuclear warheads on the moon. When the earth is between the sun and the moon, they detonate the warheads in an attempt to create enough explosive force to push the earth back to the sun. The explosion, however, is much more effective than they would have liked. Additionally, chunks of the moon are hurled at the surface of the earth--obliterating all life on that side of the globe. The force of the explosion propels the earth at a high velocity towards the sun. The earth breaks free from its orbit and crashes into Mars. With two planets now wiped out, the solar system collapses. A supernova is formed with the Sun, and eventually a black hole is formed. 65 years later, the entire Milky Way galaxy has been sucked into this black hole. The Andromeda galaxy has also been pulled further towards this black hole. The unidentified intelligent lifeforms residing there begin to panic. Having not the power of nuclear energy, they could do nothing and their demise was inevitable. The black hole died down 408 years after the Andromeda galaxy was engulfed.

Answer 2

Most people lack the understanding to state either way if GW is a hoax or not.

The leading scientist for the most part agree that global warming is a reality. A few are skeptical, but are not willing to say that is is inaccurate. There is a difference.

Your opinion was probably formed after visiting a website with political ties or an article in a newspaper where you read the OPINIONS of a journalist (partisan layman idiot), on a scientific matter. Unfortunately, that's where most people get their information regarding science from.

Answer 3

I've got it we should all leave or freezers open for a while! lol.
No in all seriousnes I think the earth will fix itself. All ocean currents are on a system called the convayer system. This system largly controlls the temperature of the world. It is scientific fact that an increase in fresh water will cause a cooling trend. It is obviouse that the glacers and ice caps are melting. This will cause an increase in fresh water in the system. So logicaly this should cause a cooling trend and send the earth back to an equalibrium. Then it will start all over again with the earth warming until the ice melts again. And it continues like this forever. I think global warming is just a natural sycle.

Answer 4

Just wait for winter - it'll cool itself. And I agree that global warming, or the idea of global warming is a hoax. When the weatherman comes up with his nightly report - if we're having a heat wave, he'll say "this is the hottest temperature on record since 1956 [or whenever]. Does that mean that they had global warming then?

Answer 5

20 years ago the human race was going to be killed by a nuclear winter and global cooling. Now we're all going to die from global warming. Just wait another 20 years, Al Gore's kids will be selling us a new product to help us save the earth.

Answer 6

Global warming is definitely a hoax or at least people over reacting. The warming and cooling of our planet is very cyclic and if all goes as planned within 1-2K years we will be in another ice age.

Answer 7

Wait for the next ice age.

Wait for the next volcano. Volcanos tend to spew particles into the atmosspere that reflect sunlight and lower global temperatures for 6-30 months.

Answer 8

lots of bullsh*t anyone can walk outside who has lived more than ten years and tell a big difference in the way it feels there is definitely something wrong with the atmosphere and global warming is as good a name as any

Answer 9

ok listen everyone its simple as this the earth is like a human body thats it u take out organs from the human body its dies u take out oil its there for some reason maybe to keep the earth cool from the inner core its there for something oil cools down cars so it must cool down the earth kind of common sense i think.....

Answer 10

Our globe is on the verge of another Ice Age. We need to keep it warm or we will all die.