2006-08-04 05:39:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
FSM evolved from the heavenly fields of wheat and semolina. We should bow before her spicy meatballs.
2006-08-04 05:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by Michael 4 · 4⤊ 5⤋
I once had a very special watch, you see my grandmother though some pieces of dirt in the air and they landed on her dresser. One day she noticed that they had changed a bit and several months later the band began to form. Then after a few more months she noticed that a ticking sound was coming from near the band part after a while it began to keep time and so she wore it around her wrist till she died and gave it to me. I' just waiting to see if it becomes a blackberry any time soon.
2006-08-04 12:46:11 · answer #2 · answered by I-o-d-tiger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh he is, I will pray to him tonight. I will pray that he will make my curly hair resemble rotini ever more than it already does. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster for he is the one true Messiah!
2006-08-04 16:35:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find the IPU much more intelligent and evolved. Blessed be Her holy hooves.
2006-08-04 12:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, nice. Wow, people take this seriously. Ever heard of the Invisible Pink Unicorn? Now, that's good stuff.
2006-08-04 12:45:56 · answer #5 · answered by Shannie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enough to make me hungry.
What's for lunch? I haven't had spaghetti in a long time.
2006-08-04 12:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by askme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, PLUS there is proof of its existence. I've SEEN spaghetti.
2006-08-04 12:42:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite definitely!
2006-08-04 12:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ate FSM for lunch. Now what is for dinner?
http://www.mechanicsburgnewchurch.org
2006-08-04 12:52:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is so evolved, he is beyond our comprehension. Many do not understand that he is eternal.
2006-08-04 12:48:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOT QUIET>>BUT SPAGHETTI WITH MEAT BALL IS MORE EVOLVED!
2006-08-04 12:43:57 · answer #11 · answered by +++++ SPOOK ++++ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋