Will I become 1 with the spaghetti of His Noodly Appendage? Will there be transubstantiation.
2006-08-04 05:28:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, he will be angered at you for eating his people. Shame on you for eating those who are formed in his likeness. You will face an eternity of boiling until you become so soggy that no one would ever eat you!!!
2006-08-04 05:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
That sounds right to me. This noodly appendage business makes me giggle like an idiot...does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have some sort of psychic ability to convert people?
2006-08-04 05:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It relies upon - have you ever had a private adventure with the flying spaghetti monster? Has he spoke back prayers, spoken to you? crammed you with astounding peace and delight which you will not clarify? if so i could say it may be hard to not have self assurance have self assurance in him till now discounting God, get to understand Him. provide Him a raffle.. I recommend how is your opinion of Him valid, till you bypass to church, examine the bible, and learn it (not in basic terms examine it), and supply prayer a attempt? in basic terms then are you able to come to a decision on for your self what's genuine..
2016-11-03 21:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It like the blood and body of Christ, but they worship a false god. FSM is close to you at all times, and a spaghetti dinner will be a holy experience.
2006-08-04 05:33:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh! Sacrament!
2006-08-04 05:32:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
The Flying Speghetti Monster is a very loving, caring, compassionate individual.
What you WILL become is a Pastafarian.
2006-08-04 05:33:22 · answer #6 · answered by professionaleccentric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
transubstantian is an unbiblical tradition inserted into the catholic dogma
2006-08-04 05:32:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
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Right-on ! Cryssie.
nice.
2006-08-04 05:40:50 · answer #8 · answered by JRev 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol at Cryssie's answer.... that was good.
2006-08-04 05:52:24 · answer #9 · answered by Michael 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋