2006-08-04 04:46:00 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hi.
2006-08-04 04:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by Stewie Griffin 4 · 5⤊ 4⤋
I always find some decent comedian makes me laugh - none of your "alternative" cr*p though!
Maybe you should get a DVD of Fawlty Towers or Only Fools and Horses .. or have a look down my trousers - that'll make you laugh!
2006-08-04 04:55:56 · answer #2 · answered by Marinersfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can't laugh out loud in the streets by yourself, then you are too serious and worry too much about what everyone thinks of you. You can't tickle yourself, but thinking of someone who did always brings a smile to your face.
2006-08-04 04:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by A A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could send you a pic of my ex's d!ck, now that would have you laughing for hours
2006-08-04 04:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I one thing i av to say to you......
Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be humen too
( Gee, cousin Louie
You're doin' real good
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of man's red fire
But I don't know how to make fire )
Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you
You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like
2006-08-04 04:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by quamig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
2006-08-04 04:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can when i make love with you then you find out that we'er having a child you'll be so happy that you will start to laugh
2006-08-04 04:49:45 · answer #7 · answered by tonydaniels_321 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust me on this!! If you were to see me pull down my pants, you would laugh your *** off!
2006-08-04 04:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, so two sausages are in a frying pan, and one turns to the other and says, "man it's getting hot in here." The other one says "holy, crap, a talking sausage!"
2006-08-04 04:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by sweetslice2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could probably make you laugh but I'd just as soon stick a bottle rocket in your *** and set it off.
2006-08-04 04:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Cozzette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Sh*t, I wasn't listening... Self-raising?"
Silly - but it may make you smile so at least that's half way there. :-)
2006-08-04 04:51:21 · answer #11 · answered by geegee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋