2006-08-04 04:20:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Muppets have better a much better band. Animal rocks
2006-08-04 04:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Muppets dont implement New World Order!
2006-08-04 11:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by mushroomchucker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am amusing. Aren't we all at times? Also, Muppets do not have hearts so they cannot love. They have no tear ducts so they cannot cry. They have no nervous system so they cannot feel pleasure and pain. They have no mind so they cannot dream.
You have not answered my question: why do you hate me? You don't even know me. I don't hate you. I don't even dislike you. I just wonder why you are so angry and if there is anything I can do to show you that Christian and jerk are not synonymous.
2006-08-06 16:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All Christians are Kermit's in the Well !
Muppets have variety - at least there is sexy miss Piggy !
2006-08-04 11:26:17 · answer #4 · answered by R G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muppets have a hand up their butts; many Christians have their heads up their butts.
2006-08-04 11:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by missusjonz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muppet's are seldom antisemetic. In fact, I think Mr. Beeker is Jewish.
2006-08-04 11:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by xmrclawx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The two guys in the balcony are pretty witty, and I've never met a Christian with that much intellectual zing. Other than that I can't really think of anything.
2006-08-04 11:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a lot. muppets don't try and drag tramps onto the fcuking jesus bus to warp their mind and make them believe a load of sh!te.
2006-08-05 10:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by thespecialone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muppets don't make your hand stinky.
2006-08-04 11:44:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, Christians can think for themselves.
2006-08-04 11:24:43 · answer #10 · answered by Seeking answers in Him 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋