My friend, if you think it is hot here, can you imagine what hell is going to be like?Praise God I am not going there. How about you. Do you knowThat you will spend all Eternity in Heaven?
2006-08-04 03:54:23 · 9 answers · asked by concerned 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You get credit for including fire, but you were a little light on the brimstone.
Next time you try to THREATEN and COERCE people into adopting your religion, put a little more effort into it.
/sarcasm off
2006-08-04 04:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
actually i've been to Hell. It's not as bad as you guys think. Me and Satan hang out all the time. He's a real card shark that Satan but I think he may be cheating...He's kind of a sore loser but he does bring the prostitutes. That Satan...what a kidder. but don't worry I'm sure with an attitude like yours you'll find out for yourself.
also just as a side note i didn't know I was going to spend all eternity in Heaven. Thanks for clearing that one up. I guess that means I don't need to change my ways since you said I was going there huh?
2006-08-04 11:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by Jake S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY, the Other Week, I JUST ABOUT DIED with GOD. I went out to help a Related Family member get a Used Transmission for his Family's car. Unbelievably HOT.
Picked-up a Wrench for him and bout' fell over. Felt my Spirit (the Real me) start to come out of my Body. I heard a very Nice, Sweet Voice say in my Mind "are you Ready to come Home Now?". In other Word's, "Get outta the Sun Fool, befor you Kill Yourself. Took off my Soaked T-Shirt and crawled under one of the Junked Car's, fanned myself too!
Till it was over, Man, it's been HOT out there.
2006-08-04 11:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing is permanent, if god decide one day to create universe he will decide another day to turn heaven in hell.
So all those toes kissers and worshippers will end up strait in hell
2006-08-04 10:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by PicassoInActions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do my best to be a good Christian, but I still don't think I am worthy to go to heaven, because I am a sinner. I deserve to be in hell, but where ever Christ is I shall be for he died for my sins.
2006-08-04 11:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by Dragonpack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you send your kids to hell?i think not.and if there is a god i don't think he will send his own children to hell and if so i'll be no part of of it.i try to live my life right and thats all i can do.regardless of were we go when we die.
2006-08-04 11:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we will all go to the same place, a grave. no heaven and no hell. sorry pal!
Devlsadvocte is so funny !!!!! I agree with you!!! scare tactics.
2006-08-04 11:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by Lil' Miss. Mindy. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I've accepted Christ into my heart and I am willing to do God's work on the earth. Amen :)
2006-08-04 10:59:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the warning. I guess . . .
Somehow, I'm more worried about the proven 'heat' problem: global warming.
2006-08-04 11:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by mikayla_starstuff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋