Let me know if you think thats funny? Subject: ATM Machine?

Question

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Take a quick peeky at yourself in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake

Answer 1

no

Answer 2

WOW! I dont' know if I think this incident would be considered "funny", but I have seen this happen from the windshield of my vehicle to drivers in front of me. I guess my issue is - I try to be organized 'before' I do things. Just yesterday, a lady in front of me left her ATM card in the slot. When I drove up, I noticed it. I was making a deposit - I looked - thinking that the lady would realize she left her card - but she didn't return to the bank. I took an envelop from the slot, wrote the name of the person from the card on that envelop and a note indicating that the person had left the card and asked if the bank would notify the owner. As a follow up, a couple of days later, I asked the teller -what happened and she indicated that the owner is contacted and a 'new' card is issued. I guess in a nutshell - before you go the ATM - make sure you have your card out, and pin numbe written down in front of you (cc#, pin#, things like this should be in your memory....), any deposits, etc should already be completed. Then you have to use what God gave you - your mind - and trace the steps - asking questions to your mind if you have to - "do I have my card back? " did I get my money?, check and look around you before you pull off. (smile) What you presented had some great comical relief!

Answer 3

Well, here's the MALE procedure:

1. Go to the ATM Machine.
2. Insert card and press button to Inquire Balance.
3. Zero.
4. Get card and let the female behind you use the ATM machine.

How's that?

Answer 4

Male procedure:-

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive away

Answer 5

We're not that stupid. I usually only drive 4 blocks before I release my parking brake.

Answer 6

No. That just sounds like a real idiot who should not be driving or even allowed to have an account. lol.

Answer 7

that would be hilarious! or better yet walk through drive through!

or in drive through order the most complicate thing possible and keep telling them they messed up and have them keep redoing it. this especialy pisses people of during the lunch hour

Answer 8

Not really. It's just too long of a joke without a strong climax.

Answer 9

not that funny but interesting cause I do the same thing almost...except for forgeting the brake...I NEVER do that...jk ive done it once...ok shut up maybe twice but THATS IT...I swear

Answer 10

LOL that sounds like me only we don't have drive thru ATMs in england :)

Answer 11

Its Funny, If it really happens to someone but I don't think all girls are like that.