They come up with all these theories and call them laws and require us to obey them like gravity and magnetism and stuff. Will the cosmos punsh them for their lies and treachery?
2006-08-04 03:38:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nay, nay and thrice nay, for the Cosmos is a jelous Cosmos, and it will wax mighty and wrathful against the heathens who seek to imprison its nature in their "laws", and shall suddenly in the end days speak unto the heathens, saying "thou has had enough of my bounteous gravitation", and they shall be cast headlong into the universe, where they will get terribly cold and short of air, and then implode nastily, till all that is left is a gunky lab-coat floating endlessly through space. And the Cosmos shall speak, saying "Serves you bloody well right", and there shall be peace among the stars...
2006-08-04 03:51:00 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They are just theories. Fanatics are the ones who believe in them.
I believe in gravity and a couple of evolution theories like natural selection etc, but I don't believe in the Big Bang or that evolved from other animals. That's a theory not a fact.
2006-08-04 03:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's better than saying that some magical spirit came along and created everything in 6 days.
2006-08-04 03:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and gravity is a conspiracy created by Mel Gibson's enemies.
2006-08-04 03:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scientist do not go around like christian fundies and say if you do not believe in them you will go to hell.
Most of their theories are based on scientific analysis and historical proofs not blind faith.
2006-08-04 03:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...correct me if I'm wrong, but (in reference to the answer above) you don't believe in gravity? Do you float everywhere you go? or does that make me a fanatic?
2006-08-04 03:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, if I just stop believing in gravity, then I can float away? I will work on that. Thanks.
2006-08-04 03:54:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You REALLY need to tell us where you get your illegal mind-altering drugs. They must be very special.
2006-08-04 03:47:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋