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Q:whats the differeence between medium and rare.

A: Medium is 6inch and rare is 12inch

2006-08-04 03:36:47 · answer #1 · answered by coolthug_gt 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋

a lady walks into a bus carrying a baby. Everyone watches as she gets in and sits down. as the mom sits down, the bus driver says to himself, "man, that baby is the ugliest thing I've ever seen!" another lady thinks the same thing to herself. the mom with the baby reaches her stop and has a hard time getting the stroller, diaper bag and the baby all at once. so a guy next to her says, " Ma'm, u need help with anything?" She said, " sure thanx."
and the man said, " anytime. I'd be glad to hold your monkey for you!"

well i thought it was funny! lol

2006-08-04 10:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by HEADING4thelight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

The Perfect Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
twice!"

2006-08-04 10:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

ok well theses are things that happened to me.....i tripped over an ant pile, i hit my head on a shelf twice..really hurt..... i was chaseing my sisiter and my foot hit the frigde and i went flying forward....i tripped over a cord in the middle of class...i laugh randomly because im thinking of something funny...people think im crazy for it...not really but if those things dont make you laugh your crazy

2006-08-04 11:15:27 · answer #4 · answered by adio_skater_girl0072002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

2006-08-04 11:14:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

George Bush is the smartest man alive.

(that would make me laugh because I know it's not true)

2006-08-04 10:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by nc_strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

whats vin diesels mother in laws last name~
gasoline

i like the medium and rare joke also the group therpay session joke

2006-08-04 11:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by buyaksha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

"No, I'VE never gotten ugly purple sores after mixing up my toothpast and hemmorhoid cream, why do you ask...?"

Cutomer: "Waiter, what is your thumb doing on my steak?"
Waiter: "Keeping it from falling on the floor again, sir."

Headline:
GIRL GIVES BIRTH TO CHIMP IN TRAGIC SPERMBANK MIXUP!

Laugh or I'll tell them again!

2006-08-04 11:05:24 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

3 kids come late to school
teacher:why are you late?
1st kid:cycle got a tyre pucture
2nd kid:cycle got a tyre pucture
3rd kid :cycle got a tyre pucture
teacher: why are all of you giving me the same answer?
kids:same cycle

2006-08-04 11:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by cracklepop! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple ? How loving they are ?
He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that? she asked.
The husband replied:
"I tried once but she slapped me."

2006-08-04 11:19:03 · answer #10 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

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