If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and
start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control
panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.
We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
To undo a mistake, click on "back".
Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete"
2006-08-04 03:24:35 · 10 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Windows error messages translated from Chinese:
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
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Windows NT has crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
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Having been erased, the document you are seeking must now be retyped.
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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
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Screen. Mind. Both are blank
2006-08-04 03:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Wow new ideas for a life, frankly speaking I might need to hit the back button many time. Rated with 10 stars
2006-08-04 11:20:08 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah girl....
And this what also pops up from my brain as I answer this:
1. And you hit "enter" if its OKAY!
2. then "esc" to skipped something you dont want in life
3. "shift" to change your path
4. click "go" when you're ready
2006-08-04 10:35:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish there were an option like UNDO and life would be smooth-going...!
2006-08-04 15:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or I could just hit escape to get out of your question!
2006-08-04 21:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha the "find" with finding the car keys were funny
2006-08-04 10:56:42 · answer #6 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2006-08-04 14:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a perfect world......
2006-08-04 10:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i wish
2006-08-04 10:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-04 10:58:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋