why don't you beLieve in the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
if you believe in the the Flying Spaghetti Monster and He doesn't exist then nothing happens, but if you don't believe in Him and He does exist you go to Hell.
Just wanted to show that there are a Lot of religions out there that say not beLieving in them sends you to Hell, so if you believe in the Christian God and your wrong, you can stiLL go to Hell.
2006-08-04 03:19:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
BOW DOWN TO HIS NOODLYNESS!
2006-08-04 03:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have proven a great point there my fellow Pastafarian. Its just a matter of which book says what and who is to decide whos right and whos wrong.
Flying Spaghetti Monster, I bow to you oh great one.
2006-08-04 10:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The FSM disappointed me when I heard that he sends people who don't respect his noodly appendage to suffer in a pot of boiling water.
But when I figured out that the Christian idea of hell is completely false, and that hell is merely the grave, which is eventually destroyed to make way for eternal life...well, I was happy to know that Jesus isn't about torture, but about love.
So, I got out my parmesan cheese, and a big loaf of crusty garlic bread and butter and....
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ooooops, was that your god? I thought it was my dinner!!
2006-08-04 10:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WWFSMD?
We must remember, brothers, that FSM is a loving Pasta. Please note this passage from Dessert 6:1-6
"And lo, our Lord is Noodly and Great,
The time has come for some Cheesecake.
The final hour! Behold the Great Bill!
Remember that your Lord payeth your fee.
We praise His Meatballs forever."
Christians should take note. Amen.
2006-08-04 10:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by Michael 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am afraid to believe in the FSM. What happens if I believe but still hold an incredible urge to eat him in my heart? If He knows what I'm thinking then He will know of my desire to cover Him in sauce and suck on His noodly appendages. Oh God. I am going to burn in Hell. I can just feel it. Please save me!
2006-08-04 10:26:08 · answer #5 · answered by skippingsunday 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause he touched me with his noodley appendage. Oh wait, that was Father Murphy... and I do like pirates, I do! I think you are showing me the light. I'm going to go suck on a meatball and think this over. Thank you!
2006-08-04 10:24:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive been touched by His Noodly Appendage. Let the Christians (KJV) rot in Hades
2006-08-04 10:32:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have accepted his noodley goodness and am now at peace with the universe.
2006-08-04 10:31:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't beleive Pasta created man, I say man created Pasta!
2006-08-04 10:27:04 · answer #9 · answered by brodie g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I too have been touched by his noodly appendage!!
2006-08-04 10:23:55 · answer #10 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will burn if you do not accept his noodley appendage.
2006-08-04 10:22:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋