If everyone came from apes,how come apes don't do stupid stuff humans do?

Question

Apes dont go throwing there children in garbage cans,and having abortions,Apes dont get drunk and piss on themselves,Apes dont kill eachother over stupidity,Apes dont kill themselves,Apes dont go off and masturbate,Apes dont go off and abandon there children...im almost begging to think that apes are alot smarter than some humans

Answer 1

simple.....they dont go through the public school system

Answer 2

Question: If Everyone came from apes why are there still apes?

Did some monkeys evolve, because natural selection said that was in their best interest for survival....and other poor monkeys were left behind in the evolutionary trail to die off?

I don't get it. Logic, Mr. Spock, would dicate there should be no more primitive apes around.

This all sounds pretty STUPID, doesn't it?

P.S. Oh yes.....most of the things on your list of what Apes Don't Do......they actually Do. Go study a little and come back.

Answer 3

First we did not come from apes. If man came from dirt, then why has dirt not built societies yet. Why has dirt not made empires, and masturbated? The thing about evolution is that it involves change (as in not being the same). Apes do abandon their children, and do masturbate, and many more things. They do not have garbage cans, or abortion technology. Abortion would not help the species, same with fighting over stupid things. Suicide does not help the ape to survive. Ape have gotten drunk from from eating berries, and do urinate on themselves. Humans have complex societies, and different minds. That is why we call ourselves highly evolved.

Answer 4

Apes definitely kill each other over stupid things. And ape mothers DO abandon their children.

Answer 5

Some apes smoke. Some apes do drugs. But these are only things they do because humans are being stupid in forcing them to pick up these stupid things, so I don't know.... they might just be cancelled out.

Answer 6

Um... apes do kill each other (groups of male chimpanzees sometimes hunt down and kill chimps from other groups), they masturbate (ever been to a zoo? they masturbate a LOT -sometimes with their feet, which have thumbs), they fight among themselves, and they throw their feces. What apes have YOU been looking at and reading about??

Learn your subject matter before you post nonsense like this.

Answer 7

We didn't come from apes, but with a screen name like Holy Ghost, I suppose you already know that. So you are trying to get the "evolutionists" to prove their theory. Well I for one did NOT come from apes. I was created by God Almighty.

Answer 8

You Creationists are hilarious in your misunderstanding of the proper theory. Humans did not come from apes; we have a common ancestor. Stop trying to poke holes in evolution and start trying to validate your own, frankly stupid, theory.

Answer 9

If you don't understand, then I riddle you this: why do men not do the stupid things kids do?

A kid and a man grown has only a difference of a maybe 10+ years. Evolution needs hundreds of thousands of years. So chew on that a little.

Answer 10

Apes kill each other, get depressed and waste away, beat their kids, etc. Not all the time, obviously, but enough that I'm not sure what you're asking.

Answer 11

We didn't come from apes, we had a common ancestor millions of years ago. We're always saying we're the intelligent ones, but maybe we're wrong--they aren't declaring war, causing global warming, etc.