what's the quickest and cheapest way to get drunk?

Answer 1

vodka,and tropical juice, or cider

Answer 2

The most quickest, and cheapest way of getting drunk quick is to drink the alcohol through a straw, as you cutting off the oxygen to your Brain, hence why we get drunk, as you are stopping all the air getting in!
Have Fun!

Answer 3

Whatever it is that is making you want to do this work it out and leave the drink alone, not worth it as you'll only end up feeling worse in the morning and the problem will still be there, then by the time you have got to the bottom of whatever is bugging you its possible you will be an alcoholic, do the problem and have a glass or two of wine to celebrate getting your life sorted.

Answer 4

Make a batch of slump Punch. it is fruit punch mixed with PGA (organic Grain Alcohol). Slice up fruit which contain oranges, lemons and limes and positioned it in there. enable the fruit soak in it for some hours. it is a creeper drink. Your buzz will creep up on you once you least assume it, so in basic terms be arranged. you could not style the booze, so it is going down common. eat the fruit too, because it absorbs the juice and alcohol and is yummy. this could be a powerful occasion drink. a different crowd pleaser!!

Answer 5

5 bottles of boones farm wine. There only 2.50 a bottle. Or a bottle of Thunderbird!!! Beer....... 12 pack of natural light about 8 bucks... 6 24 oz keystone about 7 dollars... take your pick. Just go shop around at the beer or liquer store you'll find something

Answer 6

The cheapest way to get drunk...is to get some generous people to buy you rounds..on the house.

Answer 7

any hard liquor with a high content of alcohol mixed with sweet juice. sugar in your beverage helps the alcohol enter your system faster so you get more drunk. also, the alcohol will affect you faster if the beverage is closer to your own body temperature....so skip the ice!!!

id say fruit punch mixed with grain alcohol (or vodka if they dont sell grain in your state). you can get some cheap a*s*s vodka in any liquor store (you know...the plastic 10 dollar handle) and a bottle of juice at the dollar store (for a mere dollar).

overall, you'll spend probably not more than 12 bux, you'll be wasted, and you'll have plenty to spare for tomorrow.

Answer 8

go to a bar and as people put there drinks down to chat or whatever you just quickly down it in one and repeat until you get the desired effect. This can be a dangerous one though! ha ha. so maybe cheap wine or White lightening or Kestrel like all the other p1ssheads drink. Good luck my friend!

Answer 9

Malt Liquor you can buy for $1, such as King Cobra, or Old English, which willl be about $1.25 and drink 3 (don't know if you can, but try to get 2 down )and you will be bombed...

Answer 10

If you are a girl go to the local bar and pick out the ugliest man.
1 he will buy you drinks all night.
2 If he thinks he is on for a promise then he will do it as fast as possible.

There is one drawback you may wake up next to him with herpes

Answer 11

Try Everclear I work in a liquor store trust me it's 190 proof and less than $20 for a 1/5.

P.S: Don't drink to much it's almost straight alcohol and close your eyes as you drink it.