2006-08-04 02:27:58 · 14 answers · asked by pratham_not_edna 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the best sad joke....so evil and sad..
Q: what did the blind, deaf, and mentally retarded kid get for christmas?
A: CANCER.... now that's a sad joke.
2006-08-04 02:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by pyr0maniac 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this joke is really kind of pathetic.
Once there were two guys living in an insane asylum, and the decided they didn't like living in an insane asylum anymore. so they were going to break out.
That night, they hid until after 'lights out' in their ward, then sneaked all the way up the stairs to the roof. From the roof, they could see the lights of the city spread out below them. If they could just get over to the roof of the adjoining building, they could go down the stairs to the street, and out, and they would be free!
so the first guy took a tremendous running jump and landed on the roof of the adjoining building. "Come on!" he told his pal. "You can do it! It's easy!"
But the second guy was afraid. he didn't have the nerve.
So the first guy had a brainstorm. "Wait! I have my flashlight in my pocket. I'll turn it on, lay it down on the edge of this roof, the beam will reach over to the roof you're on, and you can WALK across on the beam!"
But the second guy says, "You must think I'm CRAZY! YOU'D turn it OFF when I was halfway across!"
2006-08-04 10:49:55 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the father say to his blonde daughter?
''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''
NOW THERES A SAD JOKE
2006-08-04 09:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, before the PETA people cart me off for this one, I do not advocate this kind of behavior, but here goes
A baby seal walked into a club
2006-08-04 09:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am sad and i am joking
2006-08-04 09:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by kevin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks up to a whorehouse, there was a sign on the door which said "We're closed beat it"
I dont care who you are thats funny
2006-08-04 09:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not so much sad as it is mean.
2006-08-04 10:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know any sad jokes but i have a gross one..
what did jeffry dahmer say to lorena bobitt?
are you gonna eat that?
ewwwww
2006-08-04 09:30:45 · answer #8 · answered by tanny_fanny2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steph' s one rocks. Who's more blonde the dad or the daughter.
LMAO
2006-08-04 09:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-08-04 09:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by Erica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋