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2006-08-04 02:24:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
steph - I said puns, not disgusting jokes
2006-08-04 02:44:38 · update #1
Do you know why I preserve vegetables and fruits in jars and put them in my basement? Because I CAN.
My vegetables are upset with me because of the way I cook them over boiling water. They're really STEAMED.
Have you ever seen a root beer float? No, but I've seen a strawberry shake!!
2006-08-04 03:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
What's grosser than gross?
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
What's grosser than that?
Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
What's grosser than that?
When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face.
You want to know what's grosser than that?
When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a bon er.
But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a bon er.
2006-08-04 09:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Told to me by a goofy teacher... can't believe I'm repeating it...
Have you heard they're making corduroy pillows?
It's making HEADLINES!!
boom boom. Geddit?
Hey that's another one...
Two elephants fall off a cliff...
Boom boom.
Geddit?
I hope i didn't make you laugh because i am so lame, but i hope i achieved a groan or eye roll for my lameness.
2006-08-04 09:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by Jigga 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy who had his whole right side cut off?
He's all right now.
Prison walls are not built to scale.
2006-08-04 09:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing because this is the punniest question I've ever heard... *ducks the smack*
2006-08-04 10:23:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I looked up constipation in the dictionary
It said no sh*t
SCREAM REAL LOUD !!!!
2006-08-04 09:42:12 · answer #6 · answered by Funnyaccountant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋