2006-08-04 01:00:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm taking him clubbing on Saturday night ... it's goth night at The Castle and my boy needs to get him some flavah!
2006-08-04 01:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus would go around the hopsitals so there would be no need for doctors any more. Then he would go out to a resturant and order one meal, and break it up, so that he can bring home, food to feed the multitude. Then he would go outside and command the hurricane to stop, and it would cease. Finally he would grab saddam huesin, and bin laden by the hair and threw them into hell.
2006-08-04 01:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by ۞ JønaŦhan ۞ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus wouldd observe the sabbath which for him woul be Saturday.He would also be one of the Boys. Jesus was always with the people or the boys .I believe he also had humor and would not mind if we call him JC.
2006-08-04 01:10:38 · answer #3 · answered by giggi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see:
Monday -- not much
Tuesday -- not much
Wednesday -- not much
Thursday -- dinner with the guys
Friday -- Walk to the big hill, hang around
Saturday -- attend wedding, bring the good wine.
Sunday -- get up
2006-08-04 01:06:45 · answer #4 · answered by Ranto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither. He would be a man that people would want to follow every where. He would be a Preacher, healer. Everyone would want to be his friend. I know you are just making fun, but you should really tread lightly, when speaking about our Saviour. Especially if you don't know or are unsure...:-)
2006-08-04 01:08:29 · answer #5 · answered by sunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are lots of Jesus's on earth today - I hung out with one last week - he's from Spain.
2006-08-04 01:04:45 · answer #6 · answered by drewwers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All things considered...its pretty obvious that when you factor in his charisma, popularity of his abilities and focus on religious reform...he'd be quite busy manning a cult.
Im sorry...but please think about it, for those offended by this.
2006-08-04 01:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by Aan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would probably be praying in solitude or teaching God's word.
2006-08-04 01:06:28 · answer #8 · answered by First Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think he would be a loner. he would be sitting in his room dreaming up ways to punish us for our sins.
2006-08-04 01:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by Ms Berry Picker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe he would be fellowshipping with his Friends, and teaching them and then be spending time in prayer.
2006-08-04 01:06:55 · answer #10 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋