a man suits for hours looking at his marriage certificate. Then comes up his wife and ask him (What are you starring at?) and the man answers: "I'm looking for the expiry date."
2006-08-03 23:51:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
4 out of 5.
Wonderful
2006-08-03 23:55:42 · answer #1 · answered by Eternity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
2006-08-04 13:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 5 out of 10
2006-08-04 06:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very stale joke. heard it like a gazillion times. it could be funny maybe, if you're married and looking to kill each other but you don't want to bother because of the clean-up afterward. it might just strike a chord.
2006-08-04 06:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by s e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its alright i guess.... i HAVE heard funnier ones...
then again, i have also heard PATHETIC ones...
so on a scale of 1-10, id give it a 6.5
2006-08-04 06:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny you deserve a 10
2006-08-04 06:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by Faith Nelisiwe N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.but i still would give it only a 8
2006-08-04 07:26:49 · answer #7 · answered by SammyK ♥ Brett Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
QUITE AVERAGE.I HAVE HEARD BETTER ONES.I WILL GIVE YOU 4 PTS
2006-08-04 07:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by divya p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. lol
2006-08-04 06:55:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rate for what? comedy/joke: it has sense
5
2006-08-04 06:56:54 · answer #10 · answered by Bonzo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋