2006-08-03 23:32:14 · 30 answers · asked by birdengine 2 in Health ➔ Mental Health
not depressed at all.
but i might be dead?
2006-08-04 00:02:40 · update #1
nah u r just resting
2006-08-03 23:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 'Am I Dead?' Test:
1. Go outside to the nearest pavement and go 'BAAAAA' quite loud. See if you get a reaction.
2. See a doctor and ask him/her if you have a pulse or not. They'll check for you.
3. Send me your life savings in the post.
After all this. You shall know if you are truly, like the Pete Burn's band - Dead Or Alive.
2006-08-04 11:03:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you ask? Are you so depressed that you feel this way? Sometimes, sadly, a mental illness can make you feel this way, or even the meds they put you on for it can also. I know you are not dead, or you wouldn't be here to ask..but if you feel like it,...you need to talk to someone asap.....find out why you feel like not living. I am so sad for you. I hope you can be true and get some help if you need it....Please, maybe praying to God through His Son, and asking Him for guidance. I hope you will seek help though....good luck
2006-08-03 23:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Douglas Adams (The hitchikers guide to the galaxy etc) had on his headstone..
Not Dead, Taking time out for Tax reasons...
2006-08-03 23:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by Banderes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have no job, no education, living on a dole, no love life, you are just eating and crapping, watching TV, mess around with computer then you are a Zombie not dead yet.
2006-08-07 22:50:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no your not dead or you wouldn't be able to write this could be your really down see Dr for something you will come out of this the only way is up when you at rock bottom
2006-08-04 02:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by munchie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're not depressed you might havbe euphoria on the brain. Hey! Get off that stuff NOW!
2006-08-04 00:41:32 · answer #7 · answered by vzhnri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is just an illusion. From the faces I can see we all look dead.
I see dead people, I just dont think anyone has told them.
2006-08-03 23:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by Rob G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm?? not yet i think there is a pulse or it could be your spirit after posting this question maybe you are maybe i am and my spirit is answering you back ah sure who cares im just going to jump on the big white bouncy castle it s the shape of a cloud ?never saw one like that before you want to join me??
2006-08-03 23:37:38 · answer #9 · answered by ââ¢Â¥ ââ¢Â¥abc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brain dead? Probably...
2006-08-03 23:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by SNVL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you're not because if you are ... So are we answering your question/. Golly could we all be dead and not know??? Ghosts galore!!!!
2006-08-03 23:47:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋