2006-08-03 23:21:30 · 14 answers · asked by a theist 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And just what do you do to become a martyr in Santa-ism, plug a chimney or something like that I am guessing.
2006-08-03 23:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That would be a hell of a bargain.
I believed in Santa once. Now I just believe in Father Christmas. Believing is a way of convincing yourself something is real, regardless of what other people think. I believe I'm human, you probably believe it too. Ergo, I am human. I believe in Father Christmas, hell, there is a father christmas.
As to the virgin elfs... Awful tempting, but virgins aren't my thang, let alone elfs.
2006-08-04 06:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by Link 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps he subscribes to the National Elf Service...
2006-08-04 06:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mr E. Man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I though he was the real satan and he was only kidding about being in the core of the Earth because it's to bright down there...okay that's the weirdest thing i've ever said today LOL
2006-08-04 06:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you get 72 virgin reindeer.
2006-08-04 06:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide this secret from Michael Jackson. I will fear for the poor little elves.
If the elves are girls, I'll go ho ho ho ho 72 times this christmas.
2006-08-04 06:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by aaron g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. you get 72 stockings stuffed with coal
2006-08-04 06:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by bjo53w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that santa looks like osama bin landen not the real santa
2006-08-04 07:37:13 · answer #8 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes as much sense as any other belief about killing yourself and others.
2006-08-04 06:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by golden oldy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't claw the ....ELVES...WE ARE SICK OF IT!OK?Groovy.
2006-08-04 06:29:32 · answer #10 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋