Warm and Moist
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
Trix are for Kids
A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a f**king idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"
2006-08-03 22:27:00 · 10 answers · asked by Nasta 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked the first one!
2006-08-03 22:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok Den- UMM DRRRYY. the first 1 was clever but the second 1 was just a waste of my time. Two minutes of my life that im never gonna get back.
2006-08-03 23:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by xx-truly-yours-xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, the 1st one was really good
2006-08-03 22:38:26 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wakakaka... made me laugh hysterically... i think the first joke is really funny....the second one is an oldie but is still a goldie!!!!
2006-08-03 22:32:57 · answer #4 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was cute.....
Did'nt get the second one though.
2006-08-03 22:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny nasata i liked both
2006-08-03 22:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i admire your ability to tell a joke.
2006-08-03 22:33:22 · answer #7 · answered by sparkloom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one was really nice
2006-08-03 22:30:43 · answer #8 · answered by sanyog Kesar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nnnniccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooooooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee tttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee
2006-08-03 22:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by Ark Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?
2006-08-03 22:32:10 · answer #10 · answered by Peach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋