It should be a good party, all welcome!
2006-08-03 22:15:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lighten up will you Schottkeynine?
2006-08-03 23:42:38 · update #1
Uncle Morty´s Beirut Schmeirut Mitzva Shack!
Oooh... good memories.
2006-08-04 00:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL I needed a laught today and i got it now! I'm very pleased to accept your invitation, i do hope my dogs have been invited as well as they look forward to a good party! I would have thought the best place to hold your Bar Miztva to be the headquarters of The peace People in Lebanon! I gather the building's not that busy right now and with rockets landing not too far, we can all enjoy the fireworks! I've never been to a Bar Mtzva before so i don't know what i should bring with me? Presents? Would a leprechaun do? If not do tell me!!! LOL
2006-08-03 22:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should wait a couple of years until Israel has successfully taken over Lebanon and re-names it 'Northern Israel' and builds synagogues in Beirut and kicks all of the local inhabitants into a corner and keeps them in poverty and squalor just like they did with the Palestinians. Israel is partly to blame for what is happening to it because of its government's history of utter disrespect and mistreatment of the people it has displaced. Israel is an incredibly evil nation with a hideous past and they shouldn't be so surprised that they are so hated by their neighbours.
There are two questions;
Should Israel exist?
I believe the answer to that is 'yes' (BUT)
They should have done things alot differently (stayed within 1967 borders and treated the dispaced people properly) and maybe they wouldn't have so much hatred directed a them.
2006-08-03 23:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by schottkeynine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the Beirut area? Well safety first. I hear Tokyo or Honolulu is nice this time of year. Actually Hawaii will be sweltering, but you get the idea. I'd rather you not lift the child in the chair and hear bomb blasts in the background all of the sudden.
2006-08-03 22:20:25 · answer #4 · answered by TwilightWalker97 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bar Mitzva? i heard it was a Bris milah.
2006-08-03 22:20:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Underground!
2006-08-03 22:20:21 · answer #6 · answered by Tamm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
timing is key.!
this really isn't the time to have all your loved ones
gathered in one spot and have a building blow up
killing all your loved ones.
why don't you have a star of david flag on the flag pole outside
while you are at it too!
your post must be a joke!
2006-08-03 22:21:47 · answer #7 · answered by john john 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That party should be one mother of a blow out!!!! make sure you hire an explosive ROCK band! and make the evening go with a BANG!!!
2006-08-03 22:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by kenhallonthenet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not try the synagogue?
http://almashriq.hiof.no/lebanon/700/720/726/synagogues/beirut/wadibujmil/
2006-08-03 23:06:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i would head south first, and cross the border into Israel,,,, then keep going until I got to Tel aviv....
2006-08-03 22:18:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋