My moneys is on buddha. He would talk jesus into have a tea with him. Once Jesus and buddha had their tea, buddha would encourage Jesus to medidate. As Jesus closes his eyes, Buddha would smash pot with remain of hot tea over Jesus' head :-D
2006-08-03 22:02:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
btw I don't mean any offend to anyone or any religions. I respect both of them very much.
Here's the hint; whoever come up with the most realistic answer with humor twist will get the 10 points :-) Doesn't matter who win.
2006-08-03 22:09:45 · update #1
They would never resort to insult or fighting.
Too bad many followers don't actually follow that example.
The world would be a better place if people actually tried to emulate Jesus and Buddha and not force their beliefs on everyone else.
They'd end up sitting and making fun of everyone. They're cool like that.
2006-08-03 22:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by Miss. Bliss 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But you forgot to tell the end the whole alleged story of Buddha and Jesus meeting. You didn't mention that when he attempted to smash Jesus head with the tea pot, his hand was immediately paralyzed in the middle of the way because of the power of Jesus that Buddha underestimated. When Jesus reopens His eyes and sees Buddha holding the pot with his hand paralyzed very near to his head, He would miraculously heal him and return his hand to normal. Buddha in return to what Jesus did to him converts to Christianity. Later when Buddha asked Jesus how his hand was paralyzed, Jesus told Buddha that He and the Father are one and the work that He does is not His work but the work of the Father who is in Him and no body sees. And Buddha ever since lived happy ever after. Please always complete the stories you keep telling people without their happy endings.
2006-08-03 22:38:57 · answer #2 · answered by lonelyspirit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure Buddha wouldn't fight... that whole inner peace gets in the way of a really good bar fight.
Jesus probably wouldn't lay a finger on Buddha either (that whole turn the other cheek thing).
They might play a pretty cool game of Twister though.
2006-08-03 22:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by John H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While Jesus tries to convert Budha before the fight, realising which, out of love budha shall sacrifice his body to drive ignorance out of Jesus and thus Jesus will be enlightened to concede the fight.
2006-08-04 02:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by 100Hertz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of them..Their father Lord Krishna will come and end the fight!!
2006-08-03 22:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by Keyman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
little one,
No one win but living human kind like you and me got caught in between the blunders and slip-ups with human errors on planet earth.
2006-08-03 22:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
neither they both have better things to do buddah meditating and jesus trying to teach ppl how to pray(or whatever they do)
2006-08-03 22:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that jesus would will after all he can walk on water :)
2006-08-03 22:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by genga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋