and asks the seargent if any lunatics have escaped from jail recently.
the seargent says there hasn't but asks the man why he would ask.
the man replies "because someone has ran off with my wife."
2006-08-03 21:46:20 · 15 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man phones the local lunatic asylum and asks "Is there anyone in room 626".The voice says "I'll check"..then returns saying "No,room 626 is empty". "Good" says the man.."I've escaped!"
2006-08-03 21:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
That must have been the same guy that crossed the road because he heard the chicken was a sl ut
2006-08-03 21:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny one! Keep it up.
2006-08-03 22:27:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
personal experience?wot a laugh
2006-08-03 21:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by hartshorntracy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. Keep this up and you'll have no points
2006-08-03 21:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by smiley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking of which, has anyone seen my medication?
2006-08-03 21:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by Jonathan P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-08-03 21:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by mihali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-08-03 21:55:50 · answer #8 · answered by jessica|jealousy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just made that up didn't you?!? Be honest now.
2006-08-03 21:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by Gypsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one keep it up
2006-08-03 21:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by Adjek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋