a blonde goes to pizza hut and orders a pizza.
the waiter asks her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 slices or 12.
the blonde replies "oh..6 slices please, i would never eat 12."
2006-08-03 21:40:37 · 19 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heres one the blonde goes into a pawn shop she says i want that television the guy behind the register says no your a blonde.She comes back with her hair dyed brown and say the same thing i want that tv the guy behind the register says no your a blonde.she says how do you know?because thats a microwave
2006-08-03 21:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by ILIKEPIE!!!!!!!!!! 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....good one
check this one too.....
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."
2006-08-04 05:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde goes into a chemist's and asks the assistant: "Excuse me. Do you stock pregnancy tests?" The assistant says " Of course we do". To which the blonde replies:"Well, could you tell me if the questions are very difficult?"
Apologies to all blondes.
2006-08-04 04:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by David C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is from a movie called Cactus Flower starring Goldie Hawn.
It was a funny joke..... in 1970
2006-08-04 04:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by Astro Gurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny you want to here a funny joke ok. Whats a cows do cows listen to. Moo-sic. Okay fair point that was s h i t
2006-08-04 07:45:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. The jokes are improving.
Had a chuckle.
2006-08-04 05:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is the Blonde a foreigner?
2006-08-04 04:46:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had laughed my head off the first time i'd heard it.
2006-08-04 05:48:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he......pretty good.
How do you stop a blonde girl getting a headache???
Pad your dash board........
2006-08-04 04:46:54 · answer #9 · answered by andy2kbaker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha i like it but it sounds a bit like something i would do ha ha!
2006-08-04 04:45:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋