When my younger sister was a child no older than 4, she just learned the song Jesus Loves Me. Well, when the pastor was delivering his sermon, she got up and started singing Jesus Loves Me as loud as she could. At the end of the service, the pastor took my mom aside and suggested that she didn't come back to his church again, because her child was disrupting the church. We never went back to church after that.
2006-08-03 21:34:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
someone farted louder than the preachers voice!!!hey look 4 another church
2006-08-03 21:41:35 · answer #1 · answered by stargazer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it would be wonderful for a child to sing out like that. I would love it in church. I wouldn't go back either and I bet Jesus would not bless that church.
2006-08-04 04:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by Godb4me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! When i was younger, probably around 6 or 8 I was in sunday school and the teacher was reading a story from the Bible to us. And anyway, she was saying something about this bad guy and the bad things he did, so I said, "That BASTARD!" out loud. And the teacher stopped reading, and everybody turned and just stared at me with their jaws on the floor! I was like, "what?" "What'd I do?" I had NO IDEA B*ASTARD WAS A BAD WORD! bwahahahahahahaha!
2006-08-04 05:14:54 · answer #3 · answered by Hank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Went to my GF's church while I was piss drunk. When some fat lady came up to speak I yelled "fat *****" then When they started singing I stood up on the chair waving my hands in the air and acted like I was crying. Religion is a crutch for the weak.
2006-08-04 05:13:46 · answer #4 · answered by chronic_purple_kush 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mentioned pastor and not a priest, so i'm pretty sure it is not a Roman Catholic Church. Well, it would be embarrasing if you lol unconctrollably while the homily is being delivered by the priest.
2006-08-04 04:41:56 · answer #5 · answered by jeprx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't want to be embarassed in church, NEVER listen to Dane Cook's bit about Catholic mass, or you'll never be able to go through the Eucharist without laughing.
"I just wanna go home and eat it like Christ Chex!"
2006-08-04 04:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by Chelsea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After a night out with my mates, I fell asleep during a service.
2006-08-04 04:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by byedabye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of what goes on in church is embarassing, to be perfectly honest.
2006-08-04 04:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I was a kid i used to fall asleep during the preacher's sermon. one day i managed to stay awake & when he was done I stood up and start clapping & saying hallejah i stayed awake the whole time
my mum gave me a lashing when i got home
2006-08-04 04:52:07 · answer #9 · answered by harmony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your little sister can sing at our church anytime. ''YES'' Jesus loves her too. Keep singing little sister?
2006-08-04 05:57:05 · answer #10 · answered by poorboychristian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋