Why do men like smart women?
...Opposites attract.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
...Because after 20 seconds they forget what happened!
Why are dumb blonde jokes usually short?
...So men can understand them.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
...To stop the snoring before it starts!
How do men define a
"50/50" relationship?
...We cook - they eat.
We clean - they dirty
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
...Make him wear shoes!
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
..."My wife says..."
Why do women live longer than men?
...Someone has to stick around and clean up after them!
Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?
...He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another woman
you can rearrange his face.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot easier for men than for women?
...Because when it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there!
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
...Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.
What did God say after creating man?
...Hmm, I can do better!
2006-08-03 21:06:02 · 12 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man vs Woman
Nice shot! We're heading....
Good one and it makes me quit from saying my favorite hater line: "AS USUAL, BOYS RULE! IF IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT, I'LL HATE THIS WORLD!"
Now.. a proud lady.
Peace man!
*winks* ^_^
2006-08-03 22:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If these oneliners makes the girls go merry......let them....
men are men.... we rock.....
anyway have fun with joke instead.....
A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."
"No problem! I'll write you a check!"
"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."
So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged, "How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn`t a single penny in your checking account!!"
"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"
2006-08-04 05:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Borrow money for pessimist...they don't expect it back.
I don't suffer from insanity..I enjoyr every minute of it.
No one is listening until you make a Mistake.
We have enough youth. How about fountain of "Smart"
He who laughs last.. Thinks slowest.
2006-08-04 04:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by iSurf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
that truely is a one liner, some of yours have two lines
2006-08-04 04:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by appledore513 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.... I've never felt this way before.
2006-08-04 04:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by billlucas14all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave up and surrendered madam
2006-08-04 04:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? nothing..you already told her twice.......how can you tell when a woman orgasms?...who cares.
2006-08-04 04:10:50 · answer #7 · answered by wings_of_icarus2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good.
Even us guys have to laugh at ourselves.
2006-08-04 05:42:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
women are our happiness
2006-08-04 04:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by pabols 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehe
2006-08-04 04:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋