The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work"
the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress" the daughter-in-law explained.
"But you're naked!" exclaimed the mother-in-law.
"My husband loves me to wear this dress!
It makes him happy and it makes me happy.
I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be
home from work any minute." said the daughter-in-law.
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, took a shower, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she replied.
"You should've ironed it!" said her husband.
2006-08-03 20:42:05 · 27 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.... good one. I think I posted the same joke few days ago....anyway l liked it.....
here is one for you.... have fun
Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming into work today."
The boss says:
"You know Bob I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I be at work soon. By the way, nice house you have here."
2006-08-03 22:38:55 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, a very good one. The last line is the lifeline of the joke.
Thanks for a joke that made me laugh heartily.
2006-08-04 03:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!..2 pionts
2006-08-04 03:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by mikhail_luh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn that is a good one. I laughed so hard and loud I woke up the baby. Ooopps
2006-08-04 03:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha - Iron it with a steam iron
2006-08-04 03:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if mother-in-law found son-in-law standing.. what could be end of the joke
2006-08-04 05:16:25 · answer #6 · answered by pali@yahoo.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Was Just Mean.
2006-08-04 03:53:20 · answer #7 · answered by tazzcupidloverhotrod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok That was pretty funny... I give it 8.5 out of ten, but I'm in a good mood.
2006-08-04 03:46:45 · answer #8 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny....a 10 out of 10.....wish it could be more.
2006-08-04 03:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think it's funny. It was cute!
2006-08-04 03:46:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋