An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.
Without hesitating, the dean selects intinite wisdom.
"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers,"Say something."
The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."
:)
2006-08-03 20:24:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats really cute.....hahahahaha....think 10/10
check this one tooo...
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man. God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only, one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
2006-08-03 22:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 +
2006-08-04 03:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
100
2006-08-04 03:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10*
2006-08-04 03:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good and intelligent joke: 9 / 10
2006-08-04 03:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't specify how far the numbers should go, but I would give it a 100+.
2006-08-04 06:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH yea, this is an awesome joke......a bigggg 10 out of 10
2006-08-04 03:29:18 · answer #7 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha....i give u 10 for the sweet joke
Cheers!!!
2006-08-04 04:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i felt that feeling when i thought i had wisdom, now i wish i had money too and i learned i not so smart...lol
2006-08-04 03:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ! Good one....what would he buy though...? a 100 watt halo ?
2006-08-04 17:32:07 · answer #10 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋