I'd appear on Oprah and I'd say, "People of the Earth, you gotta get your s*** together'
WHat would you do?
2006-08-03 20:12:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would take everyone who ever professed to know my will, everyone who ever decided they knew who was going to Heaven and to Hell, everyone who judged other people with bigotry most foul ... and I would have them turned into the "girlfriends" of excited elephants.
2006-08-03 20:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by Michael D 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd do what's going on: create a school away from Home, where we can learn the value of Home. I'd allow every voice to be crucial in the overall importance of these incredible lessons we're learning, as is happening now. I'd allow choice, joy, and pain to be the driving factors of this school. I'd allow my children to discover that they truly have no limits, and watch them as they learn what they want to do with this power.
Life's an incredible gift. It's working. For all of us. The purpose of life is to learn, and we are being held to that context perfectly. Because of these lessons, we'll be more than all right. We'll rejoice then and learn to rejoice now too.
2006-08-03 20:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by Geni100 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would God appear on Oprah?
2006-08-03 20:15:32 · answer #3 · answered by Adyghe Ha'Yapheh-Phiyah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, me too.
I'd be pissed off at all the religious nuts. I'd point out how that whole homosexuality thing is completely exaggerated and overblown by people.
gayness is probably about as evil as little white lies being told by straight people.
ermmm. oh, also, I'd be pissed off that there are ghettos and people living in endemic poverty. that'd be the biggie.
Like, oh great, ok so you're pro-life... but why aren't you pro-life-for-people-stugglin'-in-the-ghetto.
I want Oprah to run for president. she couldn't lose.
2006-08-03 20:19:08 · answer #4 · answered by sisofphil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would look down on this earth and ROAR to high heaven. I bet he looks down upon use and each day thinks he has seen it all. And then the next and next and next he sees more and more. He is our Father in heaven and I think he is both very sad and very mad. One day he will do something about it when we least expect it. I hope I won't be judged too harshly. I try my best.
2006-08-03 20:25:16 · answer #5 · answered by DeeJay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do something about terrorism. And war. And AIDS in Africa. And world hunger. And domestic violence. And rising crime rates. And hatred. And bigotry. And racism. And homophobia. And liars. And cheaters. And thieves. And *is dragged away*
2006-08-03 20:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, just like present. Everything happens for a purpose and for the best reasons.
2006-08-03 20:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i was god do you really think i would give a $hit what anyone did?
Nope not me im God!!! why would god really care? its like a popularity contest.. whos coolest? and you only get to pick 1 or the other!! *** that
like i said,if i was god like i would really give a $hit about anyone personally. its politics
2006-08-03 20:19:36 · answer #8 · answered by STEVE0 THE CLOWN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kill off all of human kind and create them again, innocent and young. Not being capable of all the damage we have caused to the earth.
2006-08-03 20:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by [ V ] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were God, I would allow my spiritual children to do all of the stupid things they wanted to do in the hopes that they could learn from them.
2006-08-03 20:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by Candidus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋