Because if one more Fundie wakes my @ss up at 9 am on my day off to preach to me about a dead guy,they're gonna catch a beatin'!
2006-08-03 19:47:34 · 14 answers · asked by Frau Blücher 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Now now.... beating them will only make them dumber. Get a guard dog.
2006-08-03 19:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by Alysianna 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You can continue to harass and belittle Christians and even Christ Himself in this forum, but I would not suggest doing that. Here is a Bible verse you may want to keep in mind before you mock too much more:
"But because of your stubbornness and your unrepentant heart, you are storing up wrath against yourself for the day of God's wrath, when his righteous judgment will be revealed."
Notice that it does not say that God is storing up wrath for you. You are doing it of your own accord and out of your own pride and anger towards Him.
It's not too late. He is patient and has promised to forgive even those that mock and despise Him. All you need to do is humble yourself and acknowledge your need for Him. He will forgive all if you are willing to do that. He loves you.
By the way, He is not dead. He has risen - praise God!
Grace and Peace to you.
2006-08-04 03:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by Dantes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better hope that Fundie don't kick your @ss. You earned through your intense stupidity alone
2006-08-04 02:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your morning leak on their shoes...that should get the message across and give you a double relief. Plus you wont be charged with assault.
2006-08-04 02:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by Perry L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? They earnestly have your best interests in heart. Sure, they may be a little misguided, but that doesn't mean you should physically assault them.
Why are you so angry? Why all the hate?
2006-08-04 02:55:09 · answer #5 · answered by koresh419 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So much hate. I thought "fundies" were the haters.
True colors, innit.
2006-08-04 02:56:53 · answer #6 · answered by LooneyDude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can see it as a chance to ask questions and maybe you can convert them instead.
Fair is fair they come to your door to convert you, why not let it be your chance to say "let us be fair let me also be able to convert you".
Have some fun with life and these people, they have a mission, you can also have a mission.
2006-08-04 02:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by matthewoborne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it on your property? Check out the laws in your area and see what you're allowed to do.
2006-08-04 02:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you could get someone to print a note for you
that says something like
""Night Worker, Please Do Not Disturb""
Put it on your front door.................
Then I truly believe that no Christian will
knock on your door, or ring your door bell
and wake your Rectum.
2006-08-04 02:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, babe, it's called protecting your property. I'm all for beating the crap outta someone that disturbs me.
2006-08-04 14:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by Daemon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe they sense your obsession with harrassing Christians, as evidenced by your posts, and want to give you the opportunity to do so in person...
2006-08-04 03:35:08 · answer #11 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋