A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go!"
The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you - father of four!"
2006-08-03 19:45:57 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's terrible...just the way I like my jokes...Have you heard the one about the hunters?
2 guys out hunting together, one of them gets shot, the 2nd guy calls 911 and says to the operator: "Please, help me my friends dead, I don't know what to do!" The operator says: "Alright stay calm, the first thing you need to do is make sure that he's dead..." the operator hears another gunshot, before she can think of what to do the man gets back on the phone and says: "Okay, now what?"
2006-08-03 19:54:15 · answer #1 · answered by Maxafrigginlutely 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Truth wins always
2006-08-04 02:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is very good joke which shows the power and intelligence of women.. I like it ..
2006-08-04 02:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by heart_intelligence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently she has the same rule in her household as in mine......If momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy!!!
2006-08-04 04:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great one.
2006-08-04 02:50:34 · answer #5 · answered by SQRD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not a joke, it's usually true.
2006-08-04 02:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by Stranger in a Strangeland 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw it coming and still liked it. Give me more...
2006-08-04 02:49:29 · answer #7 · answered by mercutio_41 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-08-04 03:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by sameer_pasha4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute joke
2006-08-04 02:49:29 · answer #9 · answered by seamonkeyzaire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha...but I think your profile is a better joke!
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2006-08-04 12:46:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋