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Where do they keep BABy criminals ??? I have to rescue all the babies and recruit them for my ARMy..!!!...Any idea???

2006-08-03 19:33:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Huh? So that's ur next plan??? When I try and try to make atleast 1 baby behave nicely....hmm...so u r the one who makes all kids naughty !! Where do they keep baby criminals>? Hey, haven't u seen ??...they are with me..... all the world's notorious babies ...I am teaching them a lesson....I wake them up at morning 3 am and make them round around the huge building(where all of them are kept)...then at 4 am they have a breakfast of old rice and old vegetables(they say it's yummy! have u tasted...? u must have!! coz u were there also for some months....and then u escaped frm my prison)....Hey, I have changed sum items frm ur daily routine...earlier when u were there I had made u walk 100 miles per day(that's why u r slim now...but I wonder why ur cheeks are getting bigger each day....stealing food frm five star hotel?? ) Ok, now each baby shuld only walk 99 miles per day..hehe...then instead of rice and curry for lunch, we have changed to biriyani and icecreams !! (since u r gone, there's no one to eat...so it's really a profit..thx !) and then for dinner we are having paratha/chappathi with fresh shrimps...yummy, hai na? Plus we have reduced each baby's working hrs frm 20 hrs a day to 19 hrs and 1 hr a day !! hey, come join..us ! there's more fun.....na, they won't come with u to join ur army....(coz during ur stay there, they have known much abt u.....and hence.....oops...my cheeks are still blue !!)
And no, there won't be any more baby criminals in this world....I have turned them all to pure, faithful and lovely ones...only u naughty one remains to be so....!! Hmm..ur nanny mcphee just called me yesterday and asked me where are u..I told ..oh, yeah he's so niice a boy, so sweet and smart and the best (god knows, u r just the opposite...atleast obey ur nanny, won't ya? )







so, my cute and smart baby, come back to ur home....be a gooood boy....see, I have made u a cute baby doll(note: it's a girl, so behave properly) and ur fav foods too......











and if u r still on the evil path, ...........






































well, ur tarot card reads that u still have more of life....so, no problem..hehehe !!

2006-08-05 11:01:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I guess you really do need this information, so this is just between me and you now okay?
one word dude! Toys R Us !
Just go to the customer service and say the words babies ontherun. this should open a lot of doors for you , no need to thank me or anything like that . just remember babiesong the run and it will be the path you need to walk; hehehehehehteterreehhehehterehehehehelolololololo!!!

2006-08-04 07:12:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they have a secret space prog undertaken by NASA, which is used to transport these naughty babies to space & leave them floating around in outer space.. till maybe they find a planet suitable 4 them to start living on..
why r u still here??

2006-08-03 20:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In the viewing area of the maternity ward of the hospital

2006-08-03 20:27:31 · answer #4 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0 0

At the baby playgrounds!!! DUH!!! That's where the see-saw is only going up, the ladder to the top of the slide is not there, the sand in the box is on the beach and the merry go round is stuck in neutral!

2006-08-03 20:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by gilda13me 2 · 0 0

All babies are criminals..and they r kept at the Crache...

2006-08-03 19:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by Nisha 4 · 0 0

In the toy store to distract them from comitting further crimes

2006-08-03 20:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by Sheila 3 · 0 0

.Juvenile home juvenile home do u know that want me send a route map? In need of help? I am good in break and intruding

2006-08-03 19:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

oh u want to make ur own criminals gang

2006-08-03 19:37:46 · answer #9 · answered by corrona 3 · 0 0

In school

2006-08-03 19:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0 0

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