A fly was flying above the river
A fish said if that fly drops 5 inches i will jump and catch it
A bear said if that fly drops 5 inches and the fish jumps i will catch the fish.
A hunter said if that fly drops 5 inches and the fish jumps,and the bear catches the fish i will shoot the bear.
A cat said if that fly drops 5 inches and the fish jumps and the bear catches it,and the hunter goes to shoot the bear-i will steal the sardines from his sandwiches.
suddenly the fly drops 5 inches
the bear catches the fish
the hunter lifts his gun
the cat rushes forward to steal the sardines,but slips and falls into the river.
the moral to this story is-
If a fly drops 5 inches
A pussie is going to get awfully wet.
2006-08-03 19:18:37 · 8 answers · asked by Ron~N 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha that was good thanks for the laugh
2006-08-03 19:39:26 · answer #1 · answered by butterflykisses01247 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wahahaha..havent got the idea while reading it until you tell me the moral...I know what pussie is but never associated it with the cat on the story. So when I reread this, I know to where each thing is really referring! Nice!!! ^_^
2006-08-04 10:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2006-08-04 03:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by Sasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard this before but...it was still funny check ya later â¥
2006-08-04 03:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why it should be 2 question?
2006-08-04 02:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Baaad bad !
2006-08-04 02:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by JENNLUPE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah lol
2006-08-04 02:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thanks for the laugh
2006-08-04 10:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋