Experimenting with a trick, a magician accidentally changed his wife into a sofa and his two children into armchairs. He called an ambulance and they were rushed to the hospital. Later, the worried sorcerer phoned to check their condition.
" Resting comfortably," said the doctor.
2006-08-03 18:38:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a good family joke. 3 and half stars.
2006-08-03 18:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by twerf 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice defintly a 10
2006-08-04 01:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by chaos_theory_1991 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good clean joke i give it a 7 out of 10
2006-08-04 01:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by charbarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh...well... the sorcerer wont have to worry about a place to rest in
2006-08-04 01:48:55 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry... dumb...
how about...
she went in the gun store and asked the salesman to help her pick out a rifle.
"it's for my husband"
"did he tell you what caliber to get?" the clerk asked!"
"are you kidding, ? ... he doesn't even know i'm going to shoot him yet"
2006-08-04 03:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm................. Well!! No i guess!!!! Not this time!
2006-08-04 02:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋