Did Jesus use toilet paper?

Question

Egypt has paper 5000 year ago.

Answer 1

You are about to get flooded by a Torrent of "Biblical Babble" of Biblical Proportions LMAO

You know that the Religious Dogmatic Ones can use Biblical Babble to prove anything and everything without any proof whatsoever!

So, be careful, before they use the Biblical Babble to prove that you don't exist! LOL 8-)

But, anyway, Jesus was the Son of God and didn't need to $H!T
his Holy A$$ was sealed by the very Holyness that he was.

Answer 2

Since Jesus walk this earth in the flesh and live like normal human being durning that time I'm sure whatever they use for
toliet paper at that time Jesus did too. Now when he died and
became Spirit I also would like to know the answer. Perhaps we
will know in the next life. Remember when Jesus ws on erth he was in the flesh and you being a human being could have answered that question yourself.

Answer 3

He went in chemical toilets, and used Charmin toilet paper afterwards. Don't listen to the creeps that said those things didn't exist back then: of course they did.

:)

Answer 4

Probably not. Like most people of the era I imagine He used His left hand when necessary.

But to ask a question like this is very ill - you should seek professional help immediately.

Answer 5

They pissed against walls!

1 Samuel 25:34
For in very deed, as the LORD God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that "pisseth" against the wall.

Answer 6

He used the apostles hands. ( It was tough being an apostle.)

They dropped his spore in the fields and crops grew.It's a miracle! It's a miracle! The miracle of fertilization.

That's where the term holy Sh*t came from.

Answer 7

Nope. There was no such thing in those days.
There was no TV, no Internet, no taxi's, no radios.
They did stone to death people who Blasphemed so
there was some good happening quite often

Answer 8

No, toilet paper didn't exist.

Answer 9

do i have to answer this question?
i think he used your hands instead of toilet paper, bozo
yes go to bed! u must be tired (your question is dumb)

Answer 10

nope

as was common practice at the time (and still is in many older regions of the middle east), one would use his/her left hand to wipe.

This is why we still shake with our right hand to this day. In the middle east, it is still considered an insult to shake someones hand with your left hand because of this.