A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, “All lawyers are a ssholes!” He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge.
Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, “Take that back.”
The biker says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”
“No, I’m an a sshole.”
2006-08-03 18:29:42 · 16 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you i need to laugh especially living here in LA where there are a lot of assholes & asshole lawyers
2006-08-03 18:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by goldengirl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
see this is like one of those math thingers that all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares so all lawyers are a ssholes but not all a ssholes are lawyers :D just a thought what can i say? i'm different hehe ⥠⦠â ⣠â
2006-08-04 01:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one to sleep on . Lawyer=license to steal lol!
2006-08-04 01:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah, right on... but 99% of lawyers give the rest of them a bad name
2006-08-04 04:00:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best joke i have heard in along time...Laughing with tears down my face...Thank you,you made my evening...
Clowmy
2006-08-04 01:36:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For me this is morning laugh, ha ha10/10
2006-08-04 01:35:50 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!!
2006-08-04 01:53:42 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-04 01:34:55 · answer #8 · answered by pink LOVES green 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just because all lawyers are assholes doesnt make all assholes lawyers
2006-08-04 01:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by joe b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-04 01:33:46 · answer #10 · answered by recyclingmamma@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋