2 prostitutes are standing on a corner. They see a cop pass by.
One says to the other...
"Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The other answers..
"No, but I've been twirled around by the ****!"
2006-08-03 18:23:07 · 12 answers · asked by newyorkjenna 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
last word is t*ts
2006-08-03 18:23:33 · update #1
i still didnt HEAR it yet!
2006-08-03 18:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by Tbs Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to the nearest hotel.Once in the rooms, the first midget, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again …ONE, TWO, THREE…UUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second midget asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."
The second midget shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"
"I couldn't even get on the bed."
2006-08-04 01:31:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2006-08-04 01:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. Mia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been twirled around by the t*ts!!!
clowmy
2006-08-04 01:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard they are making Viagra in a liquid form.
It will bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "Poor me a stiff one"
2006-08-04 01:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha I hate police brutality too!
2006-08-04 01:27:06 · answer #6 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I'm gonna have that visual for awhile.
that was funny.
2006-08-04 02:09:49 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Herbie's better.
2006-08-04 01:29:51 · answer #8 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-08-04 01:27:49 · answer #9 · answered by pink LOVES green 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat's funny!
2006-08-04 01:26:42 · answer #10 · answered by ridethestar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋