Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with 1 of these magnets
A is for academics, B is for beer. 1 of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message and I’ll get back to you
Hi. This is john. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money
Hi. Now you say something
Hi, I’m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep
Hello. I am David’s answering machine. What are you?
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages
This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone think about your name, your reason for calling and number where I can reach you, and I’ll think about returning your call
My owners do not need their wall painted, windows washed, or their carpets steamed cleaned. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you
Hi. I am probably home; I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave a message, and if I don’t call back, its you
If you are a burglar, then we’re probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can’t come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren’t home and its safe to leave us a message
Hi, this is George. I’m sorry I can’t answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us
2006-08-03 17:42:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY FUNNY THANKS FOR THE IDEAS!
2006-08-03 17:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by BREIZY2SHA 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i actually used this one:
A is for academics, B is for beer. 1 of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message and I’ll get back to you
hello ( pause) helllo ( pause) whos calling ( pause) were not in right now, please your name and number after the beep.bla bla...
my mom fell for this and thought she was talking to me once.. lol
2006-08-03 17:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Lisa♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here are some that I use.
"Telephone Tag" (in a lively voice) It's telephone tag time again.You leave a message on this machine, then you get a return call on your machine, then you return that call on this machine, and get a return message on your machine, and right now , your it.
(Hearing Impaired) Hello, in keeping with F.C.C.guidelines, the following answering message is provided for the hearing impaired. (SHOUT) LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE AT THE BEEP. Thank you.
2006-08-03 19:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by dianesaunders2003 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry you have wasted your time and money as we are not currently home. If you would like to waste more of your time and money by all means try us again later.
Have a great day.
BEEP
2006-08-03 17:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by epod 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 11:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by ja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE
hey,how do you make this thing work? press that button? i pressed the wrong one, oh sorry which one do i press? WHAT! you ate all the ham?? and the butter?? what? ITS RECORDING ME? oh, um what do i say? yeah that sounds good, okay um you have reached......(stop recording)
2006-08-03 18:04:38 · answer #6 · answered by monkeyfirecracker 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋