He makes those tapes for Al Jazeera every so often, probably plans some more Jihad. Or does he just hide from the SEALS and Special Forces all day
2006-08-03 17:36:26 · 24 answers · asked by hadji from des moines 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
he's probarly doing a 69 with zarqawi
thats why he was so pissed when US finally smoked zarqawi's ***. who else would pile drive his *** in such short notice??
2006-08-04 01:55:58 · answer #1 · answered by GEN Gamer 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Considering our Gov. claims of hatred for him I think the cult is right ...the Bush kids went and played with those Laden kids and brought back a bad habit... now we've got more problems then we need and I doubt they'd know him if he were hiding here.! They all look so much like him anyway that any time they think they've got him they need a DNA test. My question is how did they get his DNA in the first place Hhmmm?
2006-08-03 17:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many wives does he have?
If he has one or more...probably sleeps with them in the caves
If he has none...well you can guess...
Seriously he probably has had a million face-lifts already...notice that the recent tapes are from his No.2 guy...not from Osama himself...either that or he is running and hiding every hour...
2006-08-03 17:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by betterdeadthansorry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
since he is quite tall .he likes to organize basketball games and play a bit of one on one.he is also a keen cook and spends some time around the cave oven knocking up the tasy treats.for his fellow players.after that they all go down to the river for a bit of a swim and water polo.then it is back to the cave for some light reading before passing the pipe around and settling in for the evening.not a bad way to spend the day,when he is working he organizes some terror activities to keep him fresh.
2006-08-03 18:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by fraser_norton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He teaches a class "Caving With Osama 101" where you learn to hide out in caves
2006-08-03 19:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by inzaratha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that he might play solitaire on a worn out Hewlett-Packard with Windows 95 or something!
2006-08-03 17:40:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calls around trying to find a company that will give him an insurance policy :)
2006-08-04 07:20:38 · answer #7 · answered by kristycordeaux 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes got nothing but spare time. neither he or his buddies have to get up and go to work at a real job.
2006-08-03 19:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well lets just say that I'm glad I'm not a camel in Pakistan!
2006-08-03 17:41:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably makes a lot of sand castles with all that abundance of sand in that hell desert.
2006-08-03 19:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by Tulip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plays a lot of solitaire
2006-08-03 17:40:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋