Do the illegals need new slogans?

Question

my friend annoying American posted this one before and i thought it deserves round two since the pro team is having all the fun tonight .
Clearly the PR campaign isn't working like it should and they need some help. I'm thinking some new slogans might be the trick. How about "Let brown work for you...at a much lower standard than everyone else"? Or maybe, "Where's my welfare check, gringo"? No? Hmmm...how about "Remember the Alamo...no wait, FORGET the Alamo!"? What about, "Green card...we don' neet no stinkink' green card!"? Frankly, I like this one, "Say 'allo to my leetle fren, and his 12 million illegal cousins!" Okay, techincally that last one is a rip off of Scarface, but you get the point. What are some of your slogans? Love to see 'em!

Look for the slavery union label

or You've come a long way, baby now go home

oh yeah heres my fav

"Roll that beautiful bean footage" bushes baked beans

i gotta stop i am to good at this lol

Head for the Border."
"Yo Quiero

now its your turn both sides have fun

what no sense of humor and sqwirlsgirl
i dont think you want me to post some of your sense less questions, how about that one you posted on your dirty panties i have a copy of that before you removed it yuck lets see what should be your punishment for stupid i hate your grammar or stupid i will not stop posting hateful things to prove my point crap ,so you should talk !

i think your punishment should be that you should have to let 100 illegals move in you house and you should have to care of them

how long was you waiting to use that on me ? lmao

oh and p.s. how many times do you answer questions with grammer checks instead of just answering the question ? lighten up you might just have fun i was inviting everyone to play nice now you should too!

Answer 1

No Illegal Immigrant Left Behind

In light of the struggles and challenges faced by illegal immigrants the President through the Department of Labor is announcing a new plan to empower illegal immigrants towards success in their new homeland. The Presidents initiative “No Illegal Immigrant Left Behind” will provide be an estimated 20,000,000 illegal immigrants everything they need to be successful in America and become millions of “points of light”. The “No Illegal Immigrant Left Behind” program will consist of the following.

•A system of immigration full of fraud and abuse that through its beaurocratic inefficiencies and incompetence allows millions of illegal immigrants to easily sneak into the United States. As an added bonus deserving immigrants with skills that could benefit the American economy and that follow the law will be buried in paperwork and denied legal entry for years.

•Once in the US illegal immigrants will easily be able to obtain false documents that allow them to work, enroll their children in school, own and transfer real and personal property, vote, receive public assistance and obtain discounted or free medical care.

•Incentives will be provided to employers to hire illegal immigrants. Employers will be allowed to ignore immigration laws, disregard employment verification checks, pay less than prevailing wages and provide absolutely no benefits to illegal immigrants.

•Children of illegal immigrants will be provided free k12 educations and cannot be held back or required to learn English. College tuition will be the in state rate and tuition assistance programs must be made available to them.

•Illegal Immigrants will not be required to pay taxes as many employers prefer to pay wages “under the table” and “in cash.” Additionally “out of country” tax free transfers of money can be sent home as often as you like without government interference. Note: This privilege is specifically not available to US citizens as it is considered tax evasion or money laundering.

•Illegal immigrants will not be required to register for the selective service (draft) system as American citizens are required to do.

These and many other benefits await you in America. Vienen los amigos a América

George W. Bush

Answer 2

For anyone still living under the delusion that racism is no longer a problem, this question and the overwhelming majority of answers are proof positive that widespread prejudice is alive and well. Remove EVERY illegal immigrant and the price of your fresh produce and lawn care will SOAR. Illegal immigrants are MORE likely to be disease free than those born in the USA (the percentage of people in the USA who are properly vaccinated is LOWER than that of illegals - look it up).

Answer 3

They've proved beyond all reasonable doubt they are not about Truth, Justice and the American way.

Yeah, they need a makeover.

Fox plan was to spend millions on campaigns to make Americans look at Mexicans differently. What the stupid politician forgot to do was the obvious - spend millions on making his own people understand America better.

Answer 4

Hmmmm, AngelaR said something about Stranded on an island, that sounds like a good solution for the illegals and their supporters.

Answer 5

Free Dinner with a Lawn Job
Try a McCheaper Burger
Infectious Disease You can try for free
When it comes to student achievement-how high is your school-we got the stuff to help

Answer 6

I think you need to type pro team 100 times a day for the next 12 days.

That is your punishment for bad grammar and punctuation.

Oh and for using pro team 100 times in senseless questions.

Answer 7

They have slogans?

yars, Fox did hire a high priced image consultant to go after the American public opinion. I have heard of exactly one instance of that ad campaign, and guess who he is targeting?

Employers!

It went to chambers of commerce types.

They are the ones who already want cheap labor! I guess he doesn't really care what we think...

Answer 8

I don't get it, we as in myself a "MEXICAN" work hard and make just as enough money as other white, African American, Asian people do. There is the main word "PEOPLE"or how about "HUMAN". Does that make sense to anyone. You don't want us here but you love our Culture and when we work for you, and you eat the MEXICAN food we make for you. So really who is the "JOKE" on???????

Answer 9

"YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS" ( with INS!!!!) (ALLSTATE)

ILLEGAL "IS OUR MIDDLE NAME" (tobacco)

"REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE (by the Border Patrol) (AT&T)

"BAN" (THE ILLEGALS) (deoderant)

"THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH" (round em up & ship em out!!)

"HAVE IT YOUR WAY", for NOW, but deportation is COMING!!! (Burger King)

"A DAY WITHOUT ORANGE JUICE IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT (ILLEGALS)"

"FORD HAS A BETER IDEA" (DEPORT NOW!!)

"NOTHING RUNS LIKE A DEERE" (unless it's an ILLEGAL being chased by Border Patrol!!) (JOHN DEERE TRACTORS

"NO MORE TEARS" (hasta la vista illegals) Johnson baby shampoo

"NOTHING BEATS A GREAT PAIR OF L'EGGS" (great for running across the border)
(L'eggs panty hose)

(Mexico to illegals), "WE'LL LEAVE THE LIGHT ON FOR YOU" (motel 6)

"JUST SAY CHEESE" as they take your mug shot before you leave!! (Sargento cheese)

Answer 10

Thank You I can't wait either till all the illegals are gone. Then I can hear all the anti-illegals cry. "This job Sucks!"