Will he compensate me for any other damages to my property due to the battle of armageddon?
2006-08-03 17:23:45 · 14 answers · asked by CJunk 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You have nothing to worry about -- he won't be coming back. Decorate your house anyway you wish, and sell it for a ton....
2006-08-03 17:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by April 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your funny. The real truth? He's already here. All we are waiting for now is the battle of Armageddon. The war between God and Satan. Sorry to disappoint you. And about your house? I wouldn't worry about it. Unless your found worthy in Gods sight when Armageddon hits? Your house won't matter honey. Neither will money, or things, or .......well anything. Best get yourself right with God. Or not....whatever you decide. It's your choice. But if you choose not to be on the winning team.....(and I think we both know who that will be)....your house will be the very least of your worries friend. :)
2006-08-03 17:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by ktltel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you referring to Jesus of Jesus Life and Casualty? Depends on how much coverage you take out. You see we have this large handbook with the company seal on the cover that you could study for the rest of your life seeking the answers.
2006-08-03 17:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're still here when this battle takes place, your house will be the least of your worries.
2006-08-03 17:33:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! But if you want an answer, it is yes with a condition that you give it up for His sake.
Everyone that has forsaken houses...............[etc] for my name's sake shall receive a hundredfold and shall inherit everlasting life. Matt. 19:29
That's one hell of an insurance policy against armageddon if you ask me. :-)
2006-08-03 17:34:37 · answer #5 · answered by po3try 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant say. I plan to be in Heaven when the battle takes place.
2006-08-03 17:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by bigbill73 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, back inthe dark ages (you know the 60's) there was a lady named Janice Joplin, and she wrote a song asking GOD to buy her a mercedes benz, a color tv and a night on the town... that's fairly reasonable, don't you think? they only thing she got was dead...
2006-08-03 17:35:33 · answer #7 · answered by snafu22bohica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but if we're both here, I'll help you rototill the yard and plant a garden.
2006-08-03 17:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by Babs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you be worried about that stuff ? --- after its over everything will be made as the Lord intended --a christian has a mansion waiting ---
2006-08-03 17:34:06 · answer #9 · answered by jaimestar64cross 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JESUS is not selfish.
He helps none selfish people.
Hence no chance
2006-08-03 17:32:40 · answer #10 · answered by Dilli Chor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋