I've been giving some thought to opening a Christian Strip Club. I think there are a lot of Christian men (and some women) who are just looking for good clean wholesome and legal fun. My plan is to hire only good Christian girls as our dancers. Our show will be a mix of dancing to gospel music and some short preaching and comedy sets. The girls will all be trained to quote scriptures while they are giving lap dances. Instead of just passing a collection plate during the preaching, we'll have the all the dancers walk around and collect dollar bills in their G-strings. For special events, the baptismal can double as a jello wrestling pool. This place should be a blast for the whole family!
Running a strip club in this manner, we'll be serve the lord and save souls, all while employing some of God's greatest creations.
2006-08-03 17:16:02 · 24 answers · asked by idspudnik 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Best. Blasphemy. EVER. I'd go just because it's there. Though I'd probably hate myself afterwards.
...which would oddly be a lot like my usual experiences at church.
2006-08-03 17:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I've been to strip golf equipment tons of instances. I believe in all instances it used to be via invitation by way of a organization of peers to have fun a pal's birthday or bachelor occasion. As for why atheists might pass, good it is the equal cause why monotheists could attend a strip membership: to have a laugh, see a few boobies, hang around with peers, and so forth. By the best way, do you know that the majority strippers are monotheists, no longer atheists?
2016-08-28 12:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would not want this. This is not christion like God and stipping doesn;t mix. But instead, why not open a club that people could dance to gospel music but leave out the stripping out of it
2006-08-03 17:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by white_choclte 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is just plain ridiculous and an insult to God and Christians. You should now ask the Lord for forgiveness for even thinking of this. It's so bad it's not even funny. You don't mix religion with this sort of thing.
2006-08-03 18:17:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry, but this is the fartherest thing from Christianity you can get. You won't be saving souls, you will be losing them. Don't misuse God's scriptures that way -- it is dangerous to do that. Of course in the end, you will have to answer to God if you decide to do this and I don't think you would want to have to explain your way out of it.
2006-08-03 17:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by kl1779 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the hell???? I know your not serious. How can strip clubs be "good clean wholesome fun?" Strip club and God do not mix together. Your there to worship God, not run a damn strip club!!
2006-08-03 17:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by T.S. Quint 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, this wouldn't work. This would be another reason for Atheists and non-Christians not to go to Church. You're forgetting that you're not supposed to lust. A strip club would create lust, which is a sin.
2006-08-03 17:20:59 · answer #7 · answered by BK Randy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you aren't christian are you? I think you would be making a mockery of the christian religion, but if you actually do it ,you might want to figure in a confessional or something.
2006-08-03 17:21:38 · answer #8 · answered by CJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jism for Jesus? You bet! Just so long as the girls are clean, and I like the wholesome part, as well. Say, can we watch the girls clean-up with holy water too? Boy, oh boy! You kin sign me up for some of that good-time religion!
2006-08-03 17:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by MaqAtak 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
no offense but, what are you thinking? seriously dude the last thing on peoples mind will be the lord. you can't mix this two things. And I honestly think it'll be disrespectful of the lord
2006-08-03 17:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋