As some of you may already know the Jedi Religion has been recognized in many places.
Now, as with all religions, the orthodox get challenged and a new denomination pops up. That’s where I come in. The Jedi Baptist are now here. I know the Jedi has only been around a year or so, but I figure why wait? And, yes, it may seem strange that after 2000 and some odd years that the “true” religion suddenly shows up, but I tell you it happens all the time. The best part is that we aren’t going to pester anyone, except for maybe the Atheist (we need light-sabers and they are handy with that science stuff).
So here is the question, should I
(A) Go for it. Build the newest and only true religion...or
(B) Lead all nine of my followers straight to the kitchen and drink the poisoned Kool-Aid???
2006-08-03 17:14:03 · 10 answers · asked by Jedi Baptist 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OK, my friend:
The "only true religion" is this:
If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man's religion is vain.
Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.James 1:26,27.
You can do this only having Jesus Crhist in your heart.
2006-08-03 17:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by nicasio l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's finally here.. build the newest and only true religion and lead us all out of the world of illusions and darkness.
You will need a sizeable bank account to start though.. but no worried, your devotees can fund it.
2006-08-04 00:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know they also said that the majority would turn away from the true religion. what you're doing right now is making satan proud. someone in this question earlier raised a topic of bringing literature to you on saturday mornings. If you were referring to jehovahs witnesses you should know that they only do that because they love god and care for you personally. they want to save you from satan and gehenna. but if you want to make fun of them its your choice.
2006-08-04 01:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by Don Hasford 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well. After rapture, your going to have a real bad hair day with Islamic religion, seeing, how Islam will be the ONE world religion.
Bummer
2006-08-04 00:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With only 9, you might have left over kool aid, and you wouldn't want that, so go for it and spread the word. You can always make more kool aid, but you wouldn't want to have extra left over.
2006-08-04 00:18:18 · answer #5 · answered by historybuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been here for over 2,500 years. It's called Taoism. And they don't come knocking on your door on a Saturday morning trying to sell your silly comic books for 25 cents...
2006-08-04 00:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by Kaori 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are some details and core beliefs of your true religion?
2006-08-04 00:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know some people you need in your "Jedi Church" .
2006-08-04 00:18:35 · answer #8 · answered by ChrisJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May the Schwartz be wit' ya... (rolls eyes).
2006-08-04 00:18:09 · answer #9 · answered by bachlava_9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean ""MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU?""
2006-08-04 00:18:10 · answer #10 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋