I've got a duck stuck to my nose.
It is there because I teased it with bread at the park the other day.
I can't feel my feet anymore, and It won't budge I think it could be dead.
2006-08-03 17:06:26 · 6 answers · asked by belindacartley46 1 in Health ➔ Mental Health
Have a friend use a duck call and lure him off your nose.
2006-08-03 17:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is a duck seriously stuck to ur nose?? Can u try and pull it off?? Call a vet maybe.
2006-08-04 00:11:58 · answer #2 · answered by Pocket-Hot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like something my daughter did when she had a pet turtle
it was just a little bitty thing and she was out side talking baby talk to it and then she kissed it and it bit her bottom lip and she let go and the thang was just there dangling from her bottom lip now for
me this was funny as hell if u could have seen her anyways my
husband went and pulled its mouth apart from her lip and she
never did it again . her bottom lip stayed swollen and bruised for
a day or two but she was fine, i think it scared her more than anything. you may have to pry the beak apart from your nose.
2006-08-04 00:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by christina j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO,u cant be serious,if you are i'm so sorry. Just pull it off or maybe you could keep it there and pretend you have a disability so you can get good parking spots and money from the government. Good luck.
2006-08-04 00:14:18 · answer #4 · answered by fireman_sam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe that the duck is just a figment of your imagination. Relax. Close your eyes.
Chant these words to yourself over and over again:
There is no duck, I am a quack...
There is no duck, I am a quack...
There is no duck, I am a quack...
There is no duck, I am a quack...
2006-08-04 00:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SPASTIC
2006-08-04 00:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by shaun n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋