Was Jesus really a mushroom?

Question

A fungus among us?

I didn't know about Incubus. I was thinking more along the lines of Darryl Cherney:

http://www.darrylcherney.com/lyrics/JesusWasaMushroom.html

Answer 1

wow Oakster...can't post a loaded question & not expect to be shot!

a lil' HOSTILE up in here, eh?

Answer 2

hah. If youwould read the Bible, it would explain the wonderful Great savior of mankind.

You would also read this in the Bible.

An Atheist is a "scoffer". The WORD of God, clearly tells, ATHEISTS are filhty rags they are, and to stay away
from them, and avoid them. We are NOT to plant seeds. God knows it is useless and that is why he tells us,
"You stand firm against them" ( Jer.17:8 14:1 Iah 44:4) You disassociate them completely. Any Believer that
does not abide in God's own Word, does not know God, according to God Himself.
Atheists are "chaff" A simile of the wretchedness of the wicked. Chaff is carried away by the lightest wind, and
it's removal brings about cleansing by extracting what is utterly useless. (Ruth 1:22). They will NOT stand in the
judgment. They will NOT be able to withstand God's wrath when He judges.( Pslams 76:7 Exra 9:15). This is
not my opinion, this is God's very own Words, in the Bible. You know, the BIble? The same Bible atheist scholars quote. There is a reason God, said this. Psalms.1.1-3 Jer. 17:8 14:1 12. 1-2 18:9-10 Prov1.10-19 (vs 5)

scoffers:(atheists) those who ridicule God and definatley reject His Law. Prov 1.:22 Ruth 1:22 Jer 18:7 (pull

down-destroy) 1:10 (evil-calamity) 18:11

Hate? Where do you get hate? If God's TRUTH is hate too you, then, so be it. You and God, can and will discuss the means of your scriptural interpretation, consisting with a man-made defacto on a motion of plea bargin I guess. I dunno.

Answer 3

Well despite coarse living conditions it is my understanding that he was really a "FUN GUY" .....!!!!! A mushroom though? I will seriously have to bone that one..I suppose that'll things asre so vastly long ago only incant by song of storyteling rcould be the
method in which teachers of such people to make it a FUN THING !!!!!
Making me a Fun Gal and Yu of the oppoisie opposite n gender, so leave it to say you are a fun guy too!

Answer 4

A mushroomhead... that's what he was. Also, he was a straight-up stoner, but not a fungus among us, although that's an amazing Incubus album!

Answer 5

You can ask him when you stand at the judgment bar and cry for mercy for making fun of the Lord of Glory. He died for your sin on the cross and if you reject that then hell is were you will go when you die. Revelation 20: 13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. Revelation 20: 14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. Revelation 20: 15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Answer 6

Well considering that mesopotamia was a wet place at the time he probably had some under his toe nails.

Answer 7

I don't have a clue at what you're getting at, but I give you credit for a varied response on an interesting subject.

Answer 8

Nah, he was a mustard tree according to a parable he told in the gospels.

Answer 9

Go ahead make fun of our Lord...let's see in the end of the world who will laugh!

Answer 10

Ah yes I second the sheepondrugs, that is an EXCELLENT album =)

Answer 11

Noooooooooooooooo he was the Son of God
,you idoit