For a bit of variety he would sometimes open and close the door and mutter something about needing to oil the hinges !
2006-08-03 15:44:47 · 54 answers · asked by MuggleWump 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
My dad often blamed it on the dog, LOL
2006-08-03 15:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by Romy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was a funny question, and as a Farting Dad, I just had to answer. Some answers I give are:
1. Watch out for those Nevada barking spiders! (I live in las Vegas)
2. Did you see that mouse on that mini bike drive by?
3. Boy, that one shook the walls and peeled the paper!
4. Was that an earrthquake?
5. More room out than in!
6. I don't recognize the voice, but your breath smells familiar!
7. Boy, that one creased my cheeks!
8. Don't worry, folks! It's just another asshole talkin' ****!
2006-08-03 15:54:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God, LOL my Dad does the same thing. Or he would say "That damb dog." He's always coming up with some comment. Makes life interesting huh???I love my Daddy.
2006-08-03 15:48:31 · answer #3 · answered by Lissa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not exactly an answer to your question but my dad used to have my brother & I stand in front of him and give a nickel to whoever could fart first. Gotta love the internet... hope none of you are my neighbors and I dont know it.
2006-08-03 15:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by celebrate life you only get one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually a sneeze first then oops, sorry! or blames the dog.-mom
Never heard dad fart,
2006-08-03 15:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Understood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like all the other answers
i hear
the dog did it
or mom is home,the frogs are out early or you did it,or did you hear that,or the one about the lost steamboat was found.i miss my mom and dad,they made me laugh so hard when they did that.
2006-08-11 08:16:49 · answer #6 · answered by DENISE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad doesn't say a thing, he just bursts out laughing when it's a good one. Once my friend farted and my dad's foxy was standing next to her, my dad said: Watch out doggy, this aunty's gonna poop on you...
2006-08-08 08:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by Jesi G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend would always blame it on the frogs in the couch, or the spiders, bugs, the cats, me, or the floors, anything that he could think of.
2006-08-03 15:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by SapphireB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad used a little more flare on the whole frog thing and said, "Did you hear that tree frog? I think I stepped on it again."
2006-08-03 15:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by SAGAL79 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a door opens by it self my dad used to say hello Fred make yourself at home
2006-08-11 06:04:07 · answer #10 · answered by jenjen the one and only 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋