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Once there was were three guys that were standing at the top of a bilding. One had a knife, another had a brick, and the last one had a bomb. The first one dropped the knive off the building and then he went down and saw a little kid that was crying. He asked him why he was crying and the little boy said, "Somebody dropped a knife off the building and hurt my dog."

The next guy dropped the brick off the building then went down and saw a little girl crying. He asked the little girl why she was crying and she said, "Somebody dropped a brick and hurt my mom!"

The last guy dropped the bomb and then went down and saw an old lady laghing. He asked her why she was laghing and she said, "I farted and the house blew up!"

2006-08-03 15:31:52 · 16 answers · asked by Rajesh K 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

That's funny.

2006-08-03 15:35:04 · answer #1 · answered by BlueLantern 3 · 0 0

i've heard that before but it was a guy on a plane and had a screwdriver, a chainsaw then a bomb.

2006-08-03 15:35:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i hv heard that one sooooo many times since like 3rd grade.its not very funny

2006-08-07 04:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by lexa (: 4 · 0 0

Hilarious!!!Thank you,I needed one more laugh,now I'm off to bed!nighty night!

2006-08-03 17:07:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ugh this was told today and yesterday and the day before... kinda old sweetpea sorry check ya later ♥

2006-08-03 15:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

very funny i heard a similar one but this is way funnier

2006-08-03 15:35:08 · answer #6 · answered by smartgal890 1 · 0 0

i've herd that before, is funny and discsting at the same time

2006-08-03 15:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's old and whack and not funny

2006-08-03 15:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i've heard it before but it was way differemt and it was a blond joke.

2006-08-03 15:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 0 0

kool, thats funny

2006-08-03 18:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by Mane 3 · 0 0

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