A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
2006-08-03 15:11:29 · 17 answers · asked by Rajesh K 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i love that joke lol thanks for the laugh lol check ya later ♥
2006-08-03 15:27:48 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the foreman at the elmo factory bitched to his boss that the new blonde wasn't going to work out. the guy thought he was just being pissy so he went to the production area to see for himself. there was the blonde with a bag of cotton balls and another bag of red material. after laughing his *** off, the boss walked up to her and said "no, honey...i said 2 test tickles"
2006-08-03 22:28:28 · answer #2 · answered by robyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How are Michael Jackson and a Playstation 2 similar?
Little Boys turn them on
2006-08-03 22:14:53 · answer #3 · answered by Alyssa_Twigg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont enjoy blonde jokes because it is degrading of people, & it's rude!! I know a lot of dumb brunettes & noone makes fun of them!! only blondes!! I also know a lot of smart blondes, & people poke fun @ them b/c they're blonde it makes me mad!!
2006-08-03 22:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by Chels 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in a hotel elevator, a man accidentally elbows the lady's breast.
man: if your heart is as soft as your breast, u will forgive me.
lady: if your bird is as hard as your elbow, i'm in room 69!
2006-08-03 22:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by jongbong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO - That's good! I love a good blonde joke!
2006-08-03 22:16:43 · answer #6 · answered by Ken'sBabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, good joke to end my day with.
2006-08-03 22:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny. I don't think I can tell it to my mom though.
2006-08-03 22:33:32 · answer #8 · answered by BlueLantern 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. I laughed out loud.
2006-08-03 22:16:02 · answer #9 · answered by klarf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that's a good one.lol
2006-08-03 23:01:04 · answer #10 · answered by Tsu-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks rajesh 4 the blonde joke .it was certainly da best joke 2 start my day .
2006-08-03 22:41:55 · answer #11 · answered by mafia man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋