If someone were trying to steal your lover away from you...?

Question

...what methods would bring them the most success?

Answer 1

look i ve tried paying, throwing in a free toaster, a free set of steak knives......nothing seems to work! if you find the answer let me know.

Answer 2

I hate to consider the thought of someone trying to steal my lover away, but I bet the best way to do it is to one up me at my talents, or show my flaws in blinding realism. After showing my flaws, a man would show how he is better.

This is, of course, just said to best answer the question presented. I don't, and shouldn't, have to worry about her leaving me. If it is truly meant to be, and you do your best part in the relationship, your lover shouldn't even feel the need to go looking.

A happy lover is one that is far less vulnerable to temptation. And that goes for both men and women.

Answer 3

I would lift a letter head paper from a Dr's office and manufacture a very legit looking SORRY YOU NEED TO BE TESTED FOR EVERY STD KNOWN TO MAN SINCE YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH MR.SO AND SO notification letter and mail it to em.

Answer 4

Offer to take her salsa dancing.
If a woman were trying to woo ME away, she would only have to get me the NFL package from DirecTV.

Answer 5

I walk away, and let them have him. There's ton's of guys, I don't need to be greedy.

Answer 6

getting them to fight with their current bf/gf so you have a chance to get in there and be the one who they run to for advise.

Answer 7

cut you s_h_i_t man, the answer is right infront of you, "dispose" of him/her.

Answer 8

I'd tell you but then I have to kill you....