A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said:
- Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.
- Did you dance much?
- I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
2006-08-03 14:22:46 · 20 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YES! Did you honestly come up with that yourself? Yeah, that's a keeper. I'm tellin that to a few people!
2006-08-03 14:29:20 · answer #1 · answered by (R) 3 · 6⤊ 4⤋
nicely... in case you watch the BryanStarzzz interviews on YouTube you'll locate (or a minimum of i did) that Andy Biersack is amazingly somewhat humorous and witty mutually :/ i don't comprehend in case you'll imagine he's humorous yet I actual do :3
2016-10-15 11:00:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old but still funny...
try this one
Would an agnostic dyslexic insomniac lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?
see what response you get
2006-08-03 14:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to find shorter - good quality jokes - I have read a bunch of your jokes and this just seems like too much of a time investment to risk it.
2006-08-03 14:27:50 · answer #4 · answered by drewwers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard!
2006-08-03 14:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I died reading it, but then when I finished, I realized that this is the stupidest joke ever.
2006-08-03 14:26:46 · answer #6 · answered by 120 IQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke I luv it
2006-08-03 14:34:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, thts pretty funny it was worth the long reading time
2006-08-03 14:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by debbie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ending (i thought it would end he wants divorce cuz he just met the best ever)
so here's one back...
couple having dinner...very pretty brunnette walked by and said hi to the guy...
"who was that?"
"if you must know, that was my mistress" he said,
"that's it, i want a divorce!"
"are you sure you want to give up our mansion, your mercedes, your mink, jewelry, the yacht?"
long silence....
.............
.............
finally she asked "isn't that howard over there? who's he with?"
"that's his mistress" was reply,
"oh," she said,
.............."well, ours is much cuter."
2006-08-03 16:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by duhman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-03 15:09:59 · answer #10 · answered by cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋